In 1993, I was a 21-year-old college student (community college) working full-time in the world of retail.   At the time, I had NO interest in radio. I thought talk radio was for “old people” (sorry, at the time, that was my 21-year-old brain’s perception). I had dreams of finding an internship at a television station and making it big in the world of TV.  It didn’t happen.  So I turned to radio and ended up at KFI.

I spent my internship opening mail, answering phones, doing the peon work.  When it was over, I was hired as a “screener” on Bill's show...for a whopping $5.25 an hour. Never mind that I had to drive an HOUR at 4am from “The OC”’ every morning. At the time, $5.25 an hour and my big 20 hours a week barely paid for gas. Needless to say, I had to keep my full-time job in retail AND manage to go to school.

Little did I know that screeners were just a step up from pond scum and my job served three basic purposes…#1 get breakfast, #2 get snacks and #3 screen the calls that came into the show and, whenever possible, get as many people on the line as I could that DISAGREED with Bill. Why? Bill loves to yell at people and call them morons.

Eventually, my part-time thing turned into working many more hours than I should for no additional pay to learn about the wonderful world of producing. 

Then, Bill’s producer went on maternity leave and when she decided not to return, I was asked if I wanted the job for a pittance. Against my better judgment, I said yes. Because of that, I missed out on the real experience of a four-year college…you know what I’m talking about... slacking off and stumbling home half-naked with puke in your hair after getting rip-roaring drunk at fraternity parties, but now I work at KFI, so there's no difference.

With the exception of about 2 years when I worked on other projects here at KFI, I’ve been with Bill’s show my entire KFI career. Why? I like the fact that Bill’s the same off the air as he is on the air....a big ASS.  It's also fun for me becuase I'm part of the fact that all the women in Bill's life control every aspect of his life.

So that’s it about me except that I’m a native New Yorker, brought forcibly to California by my parents at the tender age of 15. Half Italian/half German, boobs are 40DD(Bill said to add this) and I’m reasonably OK looking.

I currently live happily with the former host of the Tim & Neil show, Tim Kelly... also known as “Dick Cabeza,” (producer of some of the most famous parody bits and songs the Handel show featured for many years like OJ and Bill Clinton) and we've been together for over 6 years now.

We have a  new dog named Princess, a 4 pound chihuahua that rules our lives, and I would like to dedicate this bio to the memory of two other very loving pets, my cat Dakota and my boyfriend’s dog Jake.